I had so much fun yesterday as i got some boys talking about what they wished girls here on campus knew about us. It was fun hearing some of the experiences we all shared, the basic principles were the same.

1: Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.

2: Understand that guys are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you (honestly), or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to the rule: Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.

3: You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.

4: If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do? Please stop asking.

5: For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.

6: If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”

7: We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.

8: We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you. Can romance thrive without finance?

9: It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.

10: If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.

11: Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

12: We know your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. We also know know we may be one someday.

13: Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

14: Guys see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

15: If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.

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